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SONO <Br/>SUNO <Br/>BAHI <Br/>LOGO <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>AaJ <Br/>TUM <Br/>SAB <Br/>SUN <Br/>HI <Br/>LO <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>PLEAS <Br/>SUN <Br/>LO <Br/>YAAR <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>MAI <Br/>JHANGIR <Br/>HUN YAR.....;->
Sardar sharaaB peeta <Br/>r rota jata, <Br/>Aik pathan nay poocha: <Br/>Kiya hua SARDAR G? <Br/>Sardar khta hai:Jis larki <Br/>ka naam Bhulana <Br/>Chahta hun, <Br/>Yska naam yaad nh a <Br/>Raha....-;>
Congratulation! <Br/> <Br/>Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay <Br/> <Br/>Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha <Br/> <Br/>Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar <Br/>''''ghar kaB aa rahe ho ? Massege karke Batao.'''' <Br/>Sardar writes 2 her - <Br/>''''Nahi Bata sakta,Balance kam hai'''' ;->
Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai <Br/>Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi <Br/>Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U'''' <Br/>Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->
Late Bed Wakings, <Br/> <Br/>Slight Breakfasts, <Br/> <Br/>Bus stand figures, <Br/> <Br/>Foot Board Travels, <Br/> <Br/>Late Attendance, <Br/> <Br/>Long intervals, <Br/> <Br/>Sharing Canteen Foods, <Br/> <Br/>Many Proposals, <Br/> <Br/>MoBiles in Silent mode, <Br/> <Br/>Late night Chats, <Br/> <Br/>Some misunderstandings, <Br/> <Br/>Correcting Friends, <Br/> <Br/>For exams micro slips, <Br/> <Br/>Struggle for marks, <Br/> <Br/>Prestige in arrears, <Br/> <Br/>Mass Bunk, <Br/> <Br/>Saturday Date, <Br/> <Br/>Enjoying Arguments, <Br/> <Br/>Freshers with fear. <Br/> <Br/>Farewell with tears. <Br/> <Br/>''''University life is nothing But heaven'''' :) <Br/>
Ek BAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO <Br/> <Br/>Ek BAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO <Br/> <Br/>AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi
Tere golden face ki Beauty ne, <Br/>mere komal heart pe attack kiya, <Br/>saBko reject kiya tumko select kiya, <Br/>request hai tumse, <Br/>ise refuse na karna, <Br/>dosti ke is BulB ko kaBhi fuse na karna.
*Some funny truth* <Br/>* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka Bheja kharaB karti hai or shadi ke Baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma. <Br/>*aurat apne future ki chinta jaB tak karti hai jaB tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jaBki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke Baad hi karta hai. <Br/>*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kaBhi nahi Bhagna chahiye, <Br/>kya pinjra Bhi kaBhi chuhe ke pichhe Bhagta hai. <Br/>*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossiBle kuch Bhi nahi, <Br/>par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarBuj pakad ke dikhayiye. <Br/>*aurat ko kaBu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai, <Br/>magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom. <Br/>*ramu ki Biwi ko machchar aankh Band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo Bahut hi Badsurat hai.
1st ever intelligent pathan.. <Br/>Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything?? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: u can call him anything , Bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha .. <Br/> <Br/>He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)