*Some funny truth*
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Br/>* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka
Bheja khara
B karti hai or shadi ke
Baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
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Br/>*aurat apne future ki chinta ja
B tak karti hai ja
B tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,ja
Bki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke
Baad hi karta hai.
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Br/>*aurat ko mard ke pichhe ka
Bhi nahi
Bhagna chahiye,
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Br/>kya pinjra
Bhi ka
Bhi chuhe ke pichhe
Bhagta hai.
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Br/>*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossi
Ble kuch
Bhi nahi,
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Br/>par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tar
Buj pakad ke dikhayiye.
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Br/>*aurat ko ka
Bu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
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Br/>magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
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Br/>*ramu ki
Biwi ko machchar aankh
Band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo
Bahut hi
Badsurat hai.