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What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>By LAUGHING. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How. . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA'''' <Br/>While <Br/>The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
Other Than Being Fruits. . .. <Br/> <Br/>What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
<Br/>True Luv Story <Br/> <Br/>A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love <Br/>Wid Each Other <Br/>1 Day They Kissed Each Other <Br/> <Br/>Hen Died Of Maleria <Br/>& <Br/>Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral : <Br/>MohaBBatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ehsaas AB Tak Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aankhain Nam Hain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Saanso''n Main Aag AB Tak Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Kyun Na Ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo Soye Huey Thay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hum Soye Huey Thay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral. . . <Br/>Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger: <Br/> <Br/>1.NEWTONS METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Allow the tiger to catch you <Br/> <Br/>and catch the tiger. <Br/> <Br/>2.EINSTEINS METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Chase the tiger until it Becomes tired, <Br/> <Br/>then catch it. <Br/> <Br/>3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Catch a cat and Beat it <Br/> <Br/>until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
<Br/>Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn <Br/>Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n <Br/>Tou Wapis Nahi Aate <Br/>Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker <Br/>Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Plz Pass This SMS <Br/>2 All Ur Frnd . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Person Whose <Br/>Contact # Is <Br/>0321 - _______ <Br/> <Br/>Urgently Need <Br/>3 Bottles Of <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PEPSI <Br/>Wid <Br/>A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
2 PunaBi <Br/>Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti <Br/>Par Tu Nahi Chukya <Br/> <Br/>2nd: <Br/>Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy <Br/>O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
Newton’s Law Of Love . . . <Br/> <Br/>Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force <Br/>Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl <Br/>& <Br/>Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->