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chataak fataak
chataak <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>fataak <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>dhisoom <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhishoom <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>dhoom <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>dhadaak <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Beat diya..........;->
kajri ne un dono ko
kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari... <Br/>chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tuB main duBki lagaa di...chaman aB naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaaB dekh raha tha.... <Br/> <Br/>khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye" <Br/> <Br/>KAAN film festival ke saare guest aB aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par aB pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, Bittu, chintu, pintu....Bahar <Br/>Faarikh paan, jagtaap Bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par Baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the.. <Br/> <Br/>taBhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya
jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur Bittu ko kaata.... <Br/>teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke Baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone... <Br/> <Br/>aB khunchuus ko Bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se Bahar Bhag gaya...chaman Bhi uske peeche peeche Bhaaga... <Br/> <Br/>lekin aB machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan aB tak saaf nahi hue... <Br/>udhar KAAN film festival Bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>
Tortoise and rabbit
Tortoise and raBBit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and raBBit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. RaBBit dint get But tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/>. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: RememBer tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!
ek premi apni premika ke liye
ek premi apni premika ke liye <Br/>anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya, <Br/>or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- Bhai sahaB kya rate hai? <Br/>dukandar-5000.00R.s <Br/>ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai. <Br/>taB usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski? <Br/>dukandar-do sitiya
koi gum nahi
koi gum nahi fir Bhi mann udas hai, <Br/>koi rista nahi fir Bhi ek aas hai, <Br/>kahne ko to Bahut hai apne, <Br/>par tu hi ek khas hai, <Br/>jyada khus mat ho ye saB Bakwas hai.
Lalu: Rabri,
Lalu: RaBri, tum to hamara CHAND ho. <Br/> <Br/>RaBri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, <Br/> <Br/>ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
ek aadmi tha...
ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha... <Br/>kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir Bhi uska Balance jata tha... <Br/> <Br/>y?////// <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........ <Br/>lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
yeh aaj ki khabar hai.
yeh aaj ki khaBar hai...hamaare news reporter aB ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khaBar kal pata chalegi.. <Br/> <Br/>taB tak suniye ye gaanaa.. <Br/> <Br/>"ting tinnngg tintingggg <Br/>o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch <Br/>aye saalaa, aBhi aBhi, <Br/>huaa yakeen........"
AYE KAAAASH....! .
AYE KAAAASH....! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K TUM..... <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR <Br/>DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
chandni raat main sone se pehle. <Br/> <Br/>khawBon ki dunia mein khone se pehle. <Br/> <Br/>maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon. <Br/> <Br/>maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon <Br/> <Br/>* <Br/> <Br/>* <Br/> <Br/>* <Br/>susu kar k sona.
yeh tha bada bhari..
yeh tha Bada Bhari.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>marie se nahi Banta khari.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck] <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aB tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->

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