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Two lovers plan
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return Baq saying love is Blind. <Br/>Da Boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
an said to his
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can Be <Br/>so stupid and so Beautiful all at the same time. <Br/>"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain." <Br/>God made me Beautiful so you would Be attracted to me; <Br/>God made me stupid so I would Be attracted to you!
Mera pyar ho tum
Mera pyar ho tum <Br/> <Br/>Qarar ho tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Iqrar ho tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EtBar ho tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sansar ho tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bahar ho tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jis k Baghair <Br/>Mera <Br/>Sar chakraata hai <Br/>Wo <Br/> <Br/>Wo <Br/> <Br/>Wo <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR ho <Br/>Tum ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger :
Three ways to catch a tiger : <Br/> <Br/>1. NEWTONS METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . . <Br/> <Br/>2. EINSTEINS METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Chase the tiger until it Becomes tired, then catch it . . . <Br/> <Br/>3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD : <Br/> <Br/>Catch a cat & Beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;-> <Br/>
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusBAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeB si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy, <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Wo kiA ??? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>HusBAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
This poem was nominated 4
This poem was nominated 4 Best poem of 2005, <Br/>written By an African child: <Br/> <Br/>When i Born, i Black. <Br/>When i grow up, i Black. When i go in sun, i Black. <Br/>When i get cold i Black. When i scared, i Black. When i sick, i Black & when i die, i still Black. <Br/>And u White fellas: <Br/>When u Born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u Blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey, <Br/>But u call me colored . . . ;->
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT: <Br/> <Br/>Laash Paani Mein Tairti <Br/>Kyun Hai..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyun K . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DooBne K Liye Zindagi <Br/>Chahiye . . . ;->
Khaaksaar k
Khaaksaar k <Br/>dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha <Br/>mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen Biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aaB Banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi, <Br/>k arsa-e-daraz se Biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne Band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil <Br/>ko Bha gai <Br/>humain Bhi apney Balance ki qadar aa gai <Br/>socha aB aap ko message na karain <Br/>magar kamBakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
Move down if U like me
Move down if U <Br/>like me <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So U lyk me <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Datz so Sw33t <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ok u can stop <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Stop it,enough <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dis iz 2 much <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ok ok i lyk U2 :-> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Happy? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye fans log B na ;->
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA * <Br/>Nam, ArBaB Rahim <Br/>umar ka koi hisaB nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka daBBa rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feB ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy... <Br/>kisi Bhi Bhai ya Bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
A man robs
A man roBs a Bank and takes hostages. <Br/>He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me roB the Bank". <Br/>The hostage answers "yes". The roBBer, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him roB the Bank. The hostage answers, "no, But my wife did" . . . ;->

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