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2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka Bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna ImpossiBle tha. Aj suB ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY <Br/> <Br/>GEO MUSHSRAF.
SAYING: <Br/>Early 2 Bed early 2 rise, <Br/>Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise. <Br/> <Br/>CURRENT: <Br/>Early 2 Bed early 2 rise, <Br/>Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam <Br/>Msg parhne walon ko mera salam <Br/>7up,Sprit peene walon kaBhi paani Bhi piya karo <Br/>Free k Msg parhne waly kaBhi msg Bhi kiya karo.
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly. <Br/>Traffic cop caught him. <Br/>Man:sir I am learning driving. <Br/>Cop:without instructor? <Br/>Man: ye correspondance course hai Bhai.
Customer: ''I''ve Been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''. <Br/>Operator: ''Where did you get that numBer from, sir?''. <Br/>Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''. <Br/>Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela Bhansali''s life go thru??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sOcho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>cOme on ur close!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>yes!! <Br/>he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA BhAnsAli!!
what is the name of Bruce lee''s sister in law? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.sA-l33
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of Bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>chipkA-l33
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of Bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>chipkA-l33
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married <Br/>After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because her name Becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
Bacheoo ka deewana hua <Br/>Raat ko nahana hua <Br/>Phata pajama hua <Br/>Nalaeeq zamana hua <Br/>Bagharat parwana hua <Br/>Aankhoo sa sharmana hua <Br/>Lakin asal ma Bagharat hua <Br/>ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
Girls word in diff language <Br/> <Br/>AraBi.hurma <Br/>Irani.dosheza <Br/>French.fure <Br/>Hindi.kania <Br/>Italian.amito <Br/>Maxican.monaro <Br/>German.amisa <Br/> <Br/>In our sindhi? <Br/> <Br/>Hatit Wah ji chori aa!