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1admi Bola jB mere Bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi <Br/>aur 1ko lahore chor aonga. <Br/> <Br/>dosra Bola wo q ? <Br/> <Br/>pehla admi Bola kal TV pr Bta rhy thy k <Br/>Bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy. <Br/>
Women Are Confusing <Br/> <Br/>Before Marriage They Expect A Man <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage They Suspect A Man <Br/> <Br/>Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked <Br/> <Br/>Why r You Running . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>The Other Dog Replied <Br/>"Agli Gali Main Naya KhamBa Laga Hai <Br/>Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Student : Jii, Pehle Butt <Br/> <Br/>Phr Rajput <Br/> <Br/>Phr Darzi <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da MoBile Vajya <Br/> <Br/>Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C <Br/> <Br/>"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale <Br/>Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.! <Br/>Man:Do u know who I am? <Br/>I''m P.ChidamBaram the FinanceMinister <Br/>Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Behind every successful student, <Br/>there is one Girl feirnd.. <Br/>But wht aBout a failed student..?? <Br/>.... <Br/>... <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>? <Br/>?? <Br/>??? <Br/> <Br/>A Beautiful Teacher..!!
Hum kaBhi aapse khafa nahi hote, <Br/>Pyar ke rishte Bewafa nahi hote, <Br/>Aap Bhale hume Bhulakar KHANA KHA LO... <Br/>HUM Aapko Yaad kiye Bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k BaBy ka name kya hoga? <Br/>Yash raj says : DHOOM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye saB kya hai <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai, <Br/> <Br/>Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho, <Br/> <Br/>Tumhare inBox par hamara Bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
Tum Sari Dunya <Br/>se Hut k ho, <Br/>Tumhari Guftagu <Br/>Tumhara Style <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhara SuB Kuch <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SuB se HuT ker hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ChaL HuT . . . ;->
Tum Sari Dunya <Br/>se Hut k ho, <Br/>Tumhari Guftagu <Br/>Tumhara Style <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhara SuB Kuch <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SuB se HuT ker hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ChaL HuT . . . ;->