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someone says whisky hotihai risky, <Br/>while someone says whisky Bina zindgi miss ki, <Br/>But i say rum Beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky. <Br/>cheers
someone says whisky hotihai risky, <Br/>while someone says whisky Bina zindgi miss ki, <Br/>But i say rum Beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky. <Br/>cheers
student''s proBlem <Br/>kuchh Badli hui takdir nazar aati hai, <Br/>yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai, <Br/>padhe v to kya padhe, <Br/>har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
Birdy Birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
Once There Was A Crow, <Br/>Nashe wich Betha se oh, <Br/>Usne peg laye c do, <Br/>Oh tally gaya c ho, <Br/>Ik chidi rahi c ro, <Br/>Crow ne ched diti c oh, <Br/>Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow, <Br/>Crow sharminda gaya c ho, <Br/>Hu chidi nu Behan kehnda hai oh... <Br/> <Br/>Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!
Hello G <Br/> <Br/>G, G <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Acha G <Br/> <Br/>Han G <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Acha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Acha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Really <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na Oye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phir <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sachi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phir <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kaise <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Acha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>G <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kia? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Oh Nahi G <Br/>Sorry Wrong NumBer!
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya, <Br/>Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para <Br/>Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha, <Br/>Dehati Ne Kaha, <Br/>Yeh AjeeB Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
A guy frm my College... <Br/>In Physics LaB <Br/> <Br/>"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Teacher:Whats ur name? <Br/>Boy:Tata Indicom <Br/>Techer:What can you read? <Br/>Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me <Br/>Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga? <Br/>Boy:Spice hai to life hai <Br/>Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho? <Br/>Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me <Br/>teacher:Class se Bahar chlay jao <Br/>Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?
[Height of Reasoning] <Br/>I am nt scared of <Br/>proposin a Grl, <Br/>But I am scared aBt: <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Wht would hapen If She <Br/>agrees!
Height of Bad luck- <Br/> <Br/>A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>dies Because of <Br/>BIRD FLU
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my Bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch