Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
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<Br/>It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
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Accounts K Student Ki Gali
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<Br/>Saala Bounced Cheque
<Br/>Dharti Pe LiaBility
<Br/>Paidaishi Bad DeBt
<Br/>Dishonoured Bil
<Br/>Insolvent Aadmi
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<Br/>Itna Maunga K Balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
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<Br/>Yaar Mere ABBu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
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<Br/>Doosra Bacha :
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<Br/>Shit Yaar
<Br/>China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
<Br/>Masla Hai ;->
One persn asks to another
<Br/>Bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
<Br/>second person replies..p
<Br/>ata nahi Bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Bus chali
<Br/>jhatka laga
<Br/>ek sardar ek larki par gira
<Br/>larki Boli:
<Br/>Badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
<Br/>Sardar Bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
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<Br/>Give up?
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<Br/>Wel its,
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<Br/>ZeBra-Coz its still in Black and white
What will you call a person jiske Birth certificate se date of Birth gayaB ho jaaye ??
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<Br/>Umar Gul
