Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
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<Br/>From 10 GirlFriends.
<Br/>Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
<Br/>Most Intelligent,
<Br/>Kindest Women,
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<Br/>There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
<Br/>K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:
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<Br/>"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
<Br/>Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?
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<Br/>1. Bijli jane k Baad Bijli aane ki khushi.
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<Br/>2. Line mein khara ho kar kaBhi kaBhi Aata milne ki khushi.
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<Br/>3. Sare din k Baad raat k 11 Baje Gas aane ki khushi.
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<Br/>4. Bazar se shopping kar k BomBBlast se Bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
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<Br/>Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Ek Baar ek Baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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<Br/>.B''coz
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<Br/>.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
Movies Related to College Life
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<Br/>Exam == Kalyug,
<Br/>Classes == KaBhi KaBhi
<Br/>Viva == Encounter
<Br/>Examination Hall == ChamBer of Secret
<Br/>Examiner == Mrityudata
<Br/>Course == GodZilla
<Br/>Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
<Br/>Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
<Br/>Question Paper == Paheli
<Br/>Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
<Br/>Marks == AshamBhav
<Br/>Paper Out == Plan
<Br/>Cheating == Aksar
<Br/>Result == Sadma
<Br/>Pass == AjooBa / Chamatkar
<Br/>Fail == Devdas
<Br/>Vacations == Masti
<Br/>KT == Aakhri Rasta
