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Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going? <Br/> <Br/>Ant:My rakhi Brother the elephant has met with an accident. <Br/> <Br/>Since we have the same Blood group, <Br/> <Br/>I am going to donate some Blood for him.
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
How to irritate Bill Gates
How to irritate Bill Gates <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>* Steal his "nerdBoy" license plate. <Br/> <Br/>* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer. <Br/> <Br/>* Beat his high score on Tetris. <Br/> <Br/>* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair. <Br/> <Br/>* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft." <Br/> <Br/>* Leave his Spock ears on your dashBoard so they melt. <Br/> <Br/>* Let the air out of the tires on the GatesmoBile. <Br/> <Br/>* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is. <Br/> <Br/>* WWW him right in the dot-com. <Br/> <Br/>* Two words: Dork tax.
A man drinking
A man drinking heavily in Bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 <Br/>him: Excuse me, But u just farted Before my wife. <Br/>Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
DON ne ab jurm ki
DON ne aB jurm ki dunia chor di hy <Br/> <Br/>AB 1 MADRASSA Banaya hy <Br/> <Br/>So plz... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain <Br/>Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->
Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy.. <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g: I dont have a keyBoard But it still gives a keyBoard error. . . . . ;->
WhiskEY, Drugs
WhiskEY, <Br/>Drugs <Br/>and Cigarettes <Br/>r a man''s worst enemiES.. <Br/> <Br/>Aren''t they? <Br/>But, <Br/> <Br/>the man who runs away frm his enemies... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Is a Coward... <Br/>So B Brave <Br/> <Br/>chEErS..! ;->
Shakespeare said,
Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors".. <Br/>In punjaBi it is translated as <Br/> <Br/>"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
Ek Din Donkeyz
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha. <Br/> <Br/>1 Donky Bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen? <Br/> <Br/>Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro <Br/> <Br/>MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne <Br/>Nawaz Sharif ko <Br/>Wazart-e-Uzma ki <Br/>paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k <Br/>"tum wazarat sanBhalo main Uzma ko sanBhalta hon".
sunny-
sunny--"ghaliB ne Bhari mehfil mein sher mara, <Br/>ghaliB ne Bhari mehfil mein sher mara" <Br/> <Br/>Bunny--phir kya hua?? <Br/> <Br/>sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
Diner:
Diner: Watch out! Your thumB is in my soup! <Br/> <Br/>Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!

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