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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The mafia wants either ur money or life... <Br/> <Br/>The wives want Both!
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar Bola: <Br/> <Br/>"doctor saaB, BiBi ke liye jukam ka, Bete ke liye khansi ka, Beti ke liye Bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye" <Br/> <Br/>doctor saaB ne saB ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " Baki saB log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
Scotland yard ki team doBara pakistan aayi hai <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ye pata karney k liye.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>K, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>ArBaB Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
A sleeping lion <Br/>is stronger <Br/>than <Br/>A Barking dog <Br/> <Br/>SO a <Br/>sleeping <Br/>student <Br/>is Better <Br/>than A <Br/>Barking teacher <Br/> <Br/>By- <Br/>Last Bench association <Br/>let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
Long Back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called <Br/>"Saints" <Br/>But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
After reading the form filled By an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..! <Br/>Applicant: What is it? <Br/>Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies By and relieves himself on the woman''s head. <Br/>"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." <Br/> <Br/>"What for? He must Be half-a-mile away By now."
Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle Bulata hai phir Bhagata hai? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!
When sum1 touches u <Br/>& u dont feel it <Br/> <Br/>its IGNORANCE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wen sum1 touches u <Br/>& u feel it <Br/> <Br/>its LOVE. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But When noBody touchs u But u feel it <Br/> <Br/>then its KHUJLI... <-;
What a Wondrful Drama.. <Br/>Writen By Dr Farooq Sattar <Br/>Cast: <Br/>Hero:Altaf Bhai <Br/>Heroen:Altaf <Br/>Vilan:Altaf <Br/>Drama Name <Br/>"Istifa,topi ya chalaki" <Br/>Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.
Happy <Br/>Dhakkan <Br/>Day... ;-> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka SaB Se Bada Dhakkan Hy <Br/>Maine Tou Kar Dia, AB Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Yaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ranjha Chala Gya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mahiwal DuuB Gya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Romeo Bhi nahi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meri Bhi TaBiyat AB Theek Nahi Rehti <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pata Nahi AB Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->