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If I were to make a dictionary: <Br/> <Br/>CUTE=you; <Br/> <Br/>SWEET=you; <Br/> <Br/>THOUGHTFUL=you; <Br/> <Br/>GOOD LOOKING=you; <Br/> <Br/>GORGEOUS=you; <Br/> <Br/>But But But <Br/> <Br/>LIAR=me
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket. <Br/> <Br/>We Have Got All The Cricketers, <Br/> <Br/>Said The Angels. <Br/> <Br/>Devils : No ProBlem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai <Br/>Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To MoBile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai, <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Jis ka gala daBaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
Hello JAn|x . . . <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Jagte Raho . . . <Br/> <Br/>This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Keep Sm¡L¡nG
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge <Br/> <Br/>Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
Ek Bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- <Br/>. <Br/>1 pizza,1 plate Biryani,1 plet rasmlai, Bhej do. <Br/>. <Br/>Hotel- Kiske naam par Bheje SIR? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
stupid questions with smart answers.... <Br/>Boy:may i hold u r hand? <Br/>girl:no thanks its not heavy. <Br/>Boy:plz say u love me.. <Br/>gorl:u love me.. <Br/>girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring? <Br/>Boy:sure whats u r moBile no.. <Br/>girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever <Br/>Boy:dont u ever want to improve...
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, RememBer.. Nothing is impossiBle'' <Br/> <Br/>One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it Back in the tuBe again''
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, RememBer.. Nothing is impossiBle'' <Br/> <Br/>One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it Back in the
|| Height Of Coincidence || <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
Height of Love <Br/> <Br/>when you learn that you are dialing your lovers numBer when you are asked to dial PlumBers NO