Boy Friend:
<Br/>Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
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<Br/>Girl Friend:
<Br/>Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
Murder Of EnglisH
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<Br/>One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
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<Br/>today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with someBody else
Sweetest Proposal By KG class Boy
<Br/>Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
<Br/>Gal:Nahi
<Br/>Boy:Kalle na plz
<Br/>Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
<Br/>Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
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<Br/>Men cannot rememBer what they were wearing yesterday without looking
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Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
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<Br/>Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s NumBer.
<Br/>He WilL Tel U Everything.
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main JoB Nahi Milti...
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<Br/>Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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<Br/>Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
One day RAVAN went to disco...
<Br/>aur woh Behosh ho gaya,
<Br/>due to shock..!
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<Br/>why...??
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<Br/>Bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
<Br/>Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
<Br/>Moral : BE SPECIFIC
