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Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ok.. the answer is Sodium... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhool gaye... <Br/> <Br/>He said Main Hoon NA... <Br/>NA is the chemical symBol for Sodium....
Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka douBle role tha..... <Br/>Batao kaise....???? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>AmitaBh Bachan''s Biased coin....having two heads.....
This one is my first attempt. <Br/> <Br/>Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Its Mr.Rashid latif <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>how? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz his wifes name would Be Mrs.Latifa
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands <Br/>Eagerly waiting to help u <Br/>& <Br/>Those hands will Be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p <Br/> <Br/>BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
RealiTy <Br/>if u tell a man there r 300 Billion stars in d universe, he''ll Believe u.Bt if u tell him a park Bench has jst Been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 B sure.
Munna Bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai.. <Br/>Usko letter mein kya likhun?? <Br/>Circuit : Bindaas likhne ka.. Sister I love you. Tumhara Munna Bhai
"jaB hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi, <Br/>meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi, <Br/>me jaB guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur Boli, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>hailla!!! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kya insaan ke Bachhe aise Bhi hote hai??
Aaj mere paas <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NumBer Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Charger Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Battery hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Balance hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhare pas kya hai? <Br/> <Br/>Hai koi msg? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hai <Br/>To Bhejo <Br/>Agar nhi To moBile fek do!
World''s Shortest Horror Story By Martin Garner contains only the following lines <Br/> <Br/>"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his <Br/>room,the door was knocked"...
JaB Apka Janam Hua <Br/>Badal Fate <Br/>AdBhutt Rosni Huyi <Br/>Bhagwan Khud SaB K Samne Prakat Huye <Br/>Or Bole <Br/>"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi <Br/>Plz ADJuST Karlo."
An application: <Br/>Dear sir, <Br/> <Br/>Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda, <Br/>te raat nu neendr v nai aandi, <Br/>kyun k school vich kurriyan Bohat ghat ne, <Br/>Te meri class vich te ik v nai, <Br/>te jairriyan ustaniyan ne, <Br/>oh saB ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda, <Br/>te madam v koi khaas patakha nai, <Br/>hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo. <Br/>Tuhadi MehrBani hosi, <Br/>Urs faithfully, <Br/> <Br/>ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
A Software Enginner Was Smoking <Br/> <Br/>A Lady Standing Near By To Him : <Br/>"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health" <Br/> <Br/>He Replied: <Br/>"We Are Bothered Only ABout Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->