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Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon <Br/>Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi <Br/> <Br/>Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi <Br/> <Br/>Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera <Br/> <Br/>Waise Waise Barhe Gi ABadi ;-
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Not every flower can represent love But roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, But cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS But hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
Mother: David, come here. <Br/>David: Yes, mum. <Br/>Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. <Br/>David: But I will only get my report Book tomorrow. <Br/>Mother: I know that, But I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
Q : <Br/>Mere Pass Chakku Hai <Br/>Churi Hai <Br/>Gun Hai <Br/>AK47 Hai <Br/>Tere Pass Kya Hai?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Answer : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere Pass <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere Pass <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NOKIA Hai Aur Usme <Br/> <Br/>BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative. <Br/> <Br/>One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class, <Br/> <Br/>And He Replied <Br/> <Br/>22 Girls, <Br/> <Br/>33 Boys And Me"
Ek Bacha apne ammi se: ammi aBBu Bohat sharmeelay hain. <Br/> <Br/>Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay aBBou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal Bara hota ;->
"TUM Hi TUM HO" <Br/> <Br/>Hansny Main <Br/>Rony Main <Br/> <Br/>Jagny Main <Br/>Sony Main <Br/> <Br/>Pany Main <Br/>Khony Main <Br/> <Br/>KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main <Br/>Pholon Ki KhushBu Main <Br/> <Br/>Gaaon Ki Gori Main <Br/>Aatay Ki Bori Main <Br/> <Br/>ABBA Ki Daant Main <Br/>TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main <Br/> <Br/>AMMAA Ki Pitai Main <Br/>DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main <Br/> <Br/>Jhooty Ki Sachai Main <Br/>Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main <Br/> <Br/>PYAR Ki Nishani Main <Br/>Student Ki Biryani Main <Br/> <Br/>Chai K Hotel Main <Br/>7up Ki Bottle Main <Br/> <Br/>Karli K Saahil Main <Br/>Or, <Br/>Mere MOBiLE Main <Br/>"TUM Hi TUM HO''
KhusBu ne Phool ko khas Banaya, <Br/> <Br/>Phool ne Matti ko khas Banaya, <Br/> <Br/>Chahat ne MohaBat ko khas Banaya, <Br/> <Br/>KamBakhat MohaBat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
Only True Friends Stand By You <Br/>During Bad Tyms. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Promise You <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
BaBa Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha <Br/>Tujh Se Nahi . . .
I Was Standing In The Park <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wondering Why FrisBees Got Bigger <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>As They Get Closer . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>It Hit Me . . . ;->