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Baap: <Br/>Beti tum muje <Br/>pehle PAPA kehti thi, <Br/>AB tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia, <Br/>Kya waja hai? <Br/>Beti: <Br/>Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharaB ho jati hai..
President "Pakistani" <Br/>Leadrship "Purani" <Br/>Army Chief "Kiani" <Br/>Prime Minister "Gillani" <Br/>Speaker "Zanani" <Br/>Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani" <Br/>Zardari Ki "Karastani" <Br/>Judges Ki "Baimani" <Br/>Wkla Ki "Manmani" <Br/>Ministers Ki "Farawani" <Br/>Awam Ki "Preshani" <Br/>Na "AATA" <Br/>Na "BIJLI" <Br/>Na "PANI" <Br/>Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->
Sleeping Disease Etiology <Br/> <Br/>Caused By: Lecturer <Br/> <Br/>Host: Student <Br/> <Br/>Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure <Br/> <Br/>Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The TaBle,Automatic Closure Of Eyes <Br/> <Br/>Signs: <Br/>Rednes Of Eyes <Br/>Ptosis,Short Handwriting, <Br/>Loss Of Consiousnes <Br/> <Br/>Spread: <Br/>Studt 2 Studnt <Br/> <Br/>Treatment: <Br/>Leave Da Class ;->
Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;-> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Aur AB Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''| <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Now U Got 2 Choices... <Br/>Delete It Or Frwrd <Br/>Choice Is Urs :p
Aaj <Br/>Mere <Br/>MoBile <Br/>Ka <Br/>Birthday <Br/>Hai. <Br/>Aap <Br/>Chahe <Br/>To <Br/>Gift <Br/>Samajkar <Br/>Isme <Br/>101 Rs. <Br/>Ka <Br/>Balance <Br/>Dalwa <Br/>Sakte <Br/>Ho...
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi <Br/>JaB Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai <Br/> <Br/>Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT <Br/>JaB Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . . <Br/> <Br/>"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy <Br/> <Br/>Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge <Br/> <Br/>Har JaiB Se Pharra Nikle Ga <Br/> <Br/>Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ." <Br/> <Br/>G . A . MICRO ;->
Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>See Love As A VerB Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !
Roz Roz Ki <Br/>Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne <Br/>Bhula Diya ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Laut Ker Aa Jao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Please ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main Ne ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haan <Br/>Main Ne ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yaqeen Karo ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"MORTIEN" <Br/>Bujha Diya . . . ;->
My ThumB Never Pains <Br/>While Typing Sms For U <Br/>But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing <Br/>Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy <Br/> <Br/>Receiver: Kon ? <Br/> <Br/>Caller: Me Chaudry <Br/> <Br/>Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan <Br/> <Br/>Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
jungle me raheta hon <Br/>kaato par sutatta hon <Br/>jaB Bhi teri yaad sataati hai <Br/>pine tree pakad kar rota hon