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Lo Jee! <Br/>Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day JazBat Di Tarjmani Wastey... <Br/>Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na ZUBAN Se <Br/>Na MISS CAL Se <Br/>Na SMS Se <Br/>Na PHONE Se <Br/>Na POST Se <Br/>Na E-MAIL Se <Br/>DIRECT <Br/>;+""+.+""+; <Br/>+ DIL SE + <Br/>"+. <Br/>.+""+" <Br/> <Br/>WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye No:100 KhoBsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero <Br/> <Br/>Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>KhoBsurt BhaBhi Milay Gi Pakka. <Br/>
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam <Br/> <Br/>Rishwat khan <Br/> <Br/>Zillat khan <Br/> <Br/>Mutafiq khan <Br/> <Br/>AjeeB khan <Br/> <Br/>Hairat khan <Br/> <Br/>Makan khan <Br/> <Br/>Ma''loom khan <Br/> <Br/>Pathjhar khan <Br/> <Br/>Zameen khan <Br/> <Br/>Akhrot khan
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Umpire Beimaan Tha ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
Gandi : Dekh BaaBey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya <Br/>Kuch Ban Gaya ... <Br/>Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ??? <Br/> <Br/>Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
Boy: I''ll ClimB The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean <Br/>Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ?? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Not Now, ABhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao .... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala <Br/>Moti Moti Ankhon Wala <Br/>LmBi lmBi Munchon Wala <Br/>Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha <Br/>EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha <Br/>Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari <Br/>Nam Tha Uska <Br/> <Br/>Asif Zrdari
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me. <Br/> <Br/>HusBand Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
God <Br/> <Br/>Sends <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meat, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Devil <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sends <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cooks. <Br/> <Br/>ProverB