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ishq hai to izhaar B hona chahiye admi ko shakal se Bimar B hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do <Br/>;;; <Br/>;;; <Br/>aakhir ishq main irtwaar B hona chahiye..
Bhool k Bhi kisi ko rulana, <Br/> <Br/>Zindagi mai saB ko hasaana, <Br/> <Br/>Dushman ko Bhi gaale lagana, <Br/> <Br/>phir Bhi koi gham de to, <Br/> <Br/>9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
Pathan To Imran Hashmi <Br/>Tum Buht Jhota Hai <Br/> <Br/>Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja <Br/>Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na
Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow <Br/>Beitta,Woh Kiun <Br/>Baap:Es Liay K Roz SuBah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon <Br/>Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon <Br/>Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon <Br/>Ghar Aa K SuB Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon <Br/>Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi. <Br/> <Br/>Ek Din Ek SahaB Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske. <Br/> <Br/>Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai. <Br/>Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai <Br/>Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABout 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai <Br/> <Br/>Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai <Br/> <Br/>Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho <Br/> <Br/>To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai <Br/> <Br/>Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein SaB Theek Ho Jata Hai <Br/> <Br/>HAPPY ENDINGS <Br/> <Br/>Aur Agar SaB Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua <Br/> <Br/>Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN ABhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? ABdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge? <Br/> <Br/>Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga. <Br/> <Br/>Memon Ne JaiB Se Shoper Nikala Or <Br/> <Br/>Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha <Br/> <Br/>K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo <Br/> <Br/>Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me JoB Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di <Br/> <Br/>Sham Ko JB Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai <Br/> <Br/>Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum <Br/> <Br/>Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa <Br/> <Br/>:-) :-)
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ?????? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are <Br/> <Br/>Weakend After Duty Days
Which Was The First Nike Shop? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans : The First BarBer''s Shop In Pakistan <Br/> <Br/>(Naai Ki Dukaan)