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42723958281956 <Br/> <Br/>Card ka numBer hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main ne Bhi kar lia hai... ;->
2 Jahil Admi <Br/>1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon. <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They. <Br/> <Br/>1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
Friends r like Asian Paints : <Br/> <Br/>Duniya Badal de. <Br/> <Br/>Girlfrends r like Everest Masale : <Br/> <Br/>Taste mein Best. <Br/> <Br/>Wife is like Mosquito Coil : <Br/> <Br/>"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Boy To His Friend: <Br/>Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? <Br/>Friend: <Br/>Kaisi Dikhti Hai? <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Bohat KhuBsurat <Br/> <Br/>Friend: <Br/>Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera MoBile NumBer Dey Doo...
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola. <Br/> <Br/>Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga, <Br/> <Br/>Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi, <Br/> <Br/>Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
Everything Is PossiBle In This Universe, Nothing ImpossiBle. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Wana Example ? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Very Simple Yaar, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya <Br/> <Br/>Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein <Br/> <Br/>Andhey Ne Foran JawB Dya <Br/>Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya <Br/> <Br/>Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein <Br/> <Br/>Andhey Ne Foran JawB Dya <Br/>Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se MohaBBat Hai Aur <Br/>Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum <Br/>Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara MoBile <Br/>Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat . <Br/> <Br/>HusBand Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ?? <Br/> <Br/>Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko <Br/>1 Rassi Se Bandha <Br/>Jaye To Us Rassi Ko <Br/>Kya Kahege? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>NOKIA <Br/>Connecting Pipal