Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
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<Br/>Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
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<Br/>Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
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<Br/>MusiBat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
The Easiest Way
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<Br/>To Make Your
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<Br/>Old Car Run Better,
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<Br/>Is To Check
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<Br/>The Prices
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ShoaiB Akhtar Says :
<Br/>Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
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<Br/>Q K,,
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<Br/>Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
Singer To His NeighBor:
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<Br/>Whenever I Sing,
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<Br/>Your Dog Starts Barking.
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<Br/>NeighBor: It Is Not His Fault,
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<Br/>You Start It First.
Singer To His NeighBor:
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<Br/>Whenever I Sing,
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<Br/>Your Dog Starts Barking.
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<Br/>NeighBor: It Is Not His Fault,
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<Br/>You Start It First.
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar Bola:
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<Br/>"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"
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<Br/>Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
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<Br/>Yeh Bata Paas KaB Hounga...??"
