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1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki <Br/>2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai <Br/>1:Bataya Tha <Br/> <Br/>2:Phir <Br/> <Br/>1: AB Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Liquid State. <Br/> <Br/>Audience: Clapped. <Br/> <Br/>Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
Why Do We Close Our Eyes <Br/> <Br/>When We Pray <Br/> <Br/>When We Cry <Br/> <Br/>When We Dream <Br/> <Br/>When We Miss Sum One <Br/> <Br/>Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
To Prove His LUV.. <Br/> <Br/>He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr! <Br/> <Br/>ClimBd D HIGHEST Mountin! <Br/> <Br/>Crosd D HOTEST Desrt! <Br/> <Br/>She-Divorcd Him... <Br/> <Br/>KaBhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
Aye Kassssssh! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K Tum... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
Musharaf To ArBaB : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA? <Br/> <Br/>ArBaB: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay. <Br/> <Br/>MUSHARAF: AB PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Simple <Br/> <Br/>AB Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan... <Br/> <Br/>He Didn''t Pay The Dues, <Br/>The Bank Took Away His Car. <Br/>Pathan: If I Knew This, <Br/>I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan... <Br/> <Br/>He Didn''t Pay The Dues, <Br/>The Bank Took Away His Car. <Br/>Pathan: If I Knew This, <Br/>I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Tum Chand Se KhoBsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo <Br/> <Br/>Tum Pholon Se KhoBsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo <Br/> <Br/>Tum Larki Se Bhi KhuBsurat Ho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pathano <Br/>Se Poch Lo..
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeeper : Sir, <Br/> <Br/>Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker <Br/> <Br/>Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha <Br/> <Br/>(Tatti ABi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)