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Message Of The Year: <Br/> <Br/>Women Live A Better, <Br/>Longer & Peaceful Life.. !! <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/>Very Simple..... <Br/> <Br/>A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota? <Br/> <Br/>Nahee pata to mein Batata hoon. <Br/> <Br/>Hamara pyar aur ziada MazBoot ho jata. <Br/> <Br/>Kaisey? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil <Br/> <Br/>to jaB B log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Haseen O Jamil"
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska JawaB Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho........... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho............ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska JawaB Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho........... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho............ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 ProBlem He ! <Br/>Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin.. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin. <Br/>Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
aaj ki taaza khaBar aaj ki taaza khaBar, <Br/>sciensdanon nay parhnay wala Bandar dhoond lia hain, <Br/> <Br/>kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata <Br/> <Br/>waqai nahin aata <Br/> <Br/>common sense hay yaar <Br/> <Br/>unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
you are my friend <Br/>To kya karoo naachoo. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>)) <Br/>/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>(( <Br/>>> <Br/> <Br/>O/ <Br/><)) <Br/><< <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>(( <Br/><> <Br/> <Br/>Bas khush Anything for you.
apsa koi haseen <Br/>DilruBa o Dil nasheen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apsey pehley kaheen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet: <Br/> <Br/>Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota SaBko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai. <Br/>Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai.... <Br/> <Br/>Shadi Ho Gayi.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U <Br/>Converts Into <Br/> <Br/>ABey Oye!! <Br/> <Br/>I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!