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Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Phir KaBhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
Smething 4 A True Friend: <Br/>A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!! <Br/>A True Friend <Br/> <Br/>Cant.?? <Br/>B''coz <Br/>He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin: <Br/>Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her BaBy. <Br/> <Br/>The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest BaBy <Br/> <Br/>That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh <Br/> <Br/>The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down, <Br/> <Br/>Fuming <Br/> <Br/>She Says To A Man Next To Her <Br/> <Br/>The Driver Just Insulted Me! <Br/> <Br/>The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off <Br/>Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her BaBy. <Br/> <Br/>The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest BaBy <Br/> <Br/>That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh <Br/> <Br/>The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down, <Br/> <Br/>Fuming <Br/> <Br/>She Says To A Man Next To Her <Br/> <Br/>The Driver Just Insulted Me! <Br/> <Br/>The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off <Br/>Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
A <Br/>B <Br/>C <Br/>D <Br/>E <Br/>F <Br/>G <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhara dimagh Bilkul B kaam nahee karta, kal B pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>tu mar B jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum saB Sms Karney waley B "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>issiliye sms lamBa likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
tujh sey Bichchar k zinda hein, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>shaad hein, TaBinda hein
mujhe wo din aaj B yaad hai k jaB,,,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha, <Br/> <Br/>"kursi to Bach ghayee hai na"! <Br/> <Br/>mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jaB B ghiro ghey to kahoon gha, <Br/> <Br/>"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat Bachna"!
yaaro saB dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey aBad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara, <Br/> <Br/>aata leney gaya jaiB mein paisay B they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam, <Br/> <Br/>kaisee suBsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey Bun
agar tumhein kaBhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kaBhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur B kaam karney ko.
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister Ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan <Br/>2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee <Br/>3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee <Br/>4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey <Br/>5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwaB toot jayein ghey