HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
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<Br/>Fir Kya Hua?
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<Br/>Hutch Is Now
<Br/>''VODAFONE''
HusBand: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
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<Br/>Wife: Woh Kya?
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<Br/>HusBand: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Life Was Lonely,
<Br/>No One Was There.
<Br/>I Had No Frend.
<Br/>& Then U Came Into My Life,
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<Br/>I Realised,
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<Br/>ALONE WAS BETTER
Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach Ban jao to phir kya ho gha?
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<Br/>"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"
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<Br/>Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
2 Married Men Talking-
<Br/>10yrs Ago,
<Br/>Whenever I Returned Home,
<Br/>My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
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<Br/>Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
<Br/>Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
<Br/>Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
<Br/>Jo MISCALL Mar K BBalance Check Karte He
Height Of Maska
<Br/>Professor: Where Is Your Homework
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<Br/>Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
<Br/>With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
<Br/>Best Professor In The College
