B SMS Messages22988 messages

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham" <Br/> <Br/>Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein. <Br/> <Br/>DAP 7600 <Br/>kadayee 1000 <Br/>Lagwayee 1200 <Br/>aur Bijli 2000
Part 2 <Br/> <Br/>iss aitBaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitBaar naheen. <Br/> <Br/>Behtar yehi hai k fasal na Bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein <Br/> <Br/>"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao" <Br/> <Br/>Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey PunjaB
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main SharaB Pee <Br/>Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MAWA LEE ... ;->
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye <Br/>Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!! <Br/> <Br/>Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki TuBe Main <Br/>Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Eyes Signs : <Br/> <Br/>Redness Of Eyes <Br/>Ptosis <Br/>Loss Of Consciousness ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Treatment : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Close The Books <Br/>n <Br/>Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->
X Kuze Me <Br/> <Br/>Apne Haath Uppar Utao <Br/>AB Dono Haath Jor Lo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ok <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB Apni Aankhain Band Karo <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo <Br/> <Br/>K ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
"JoB in Trafic Police" <Br/>The candidate must have the following qualities. <Br/> <Br/>1-Behviour: Battameez <Br/>2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye) <Br/>3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley) <Br/>4-looks: koi B ho(konsa Behaviour pe farq pardna hai) <Br/> <Br/>Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey B ziada khoBiyan hein.
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh B wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
Aik Baat Bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat Ban ghayee hai, wo jaB B aati hai meri zindagi k saB chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kaBhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo B kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein B kuch nahee kar pata, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Aik Baat Bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat Ban ghayee hai, wo jaB B aati hai meri zindagi k saB chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kaBhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo B kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein B kuch nahee kar pata, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? <Br/> <Br/>Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. <Br/> <Br/>It Is So Faithful, <Br/> <Br/>Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote BaBa Ne Cockroach Kha Liya. <Br/> <Br/>Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast. <Br/> <Br/>Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine <Br/> <Br/>Chote BaBa Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!