"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

May, 17 2010 361 chars (3 sms) 3061 views Funny

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Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

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Aao!

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Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

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Sirf Or Sirf Apne

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Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

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Roses r red,

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
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Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Na call, na sms mila?

Parh parh msg hasda ja?

Saadi ker na koi parwah?

Mera balance muka?

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Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

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Once a husband

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pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

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BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

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Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
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I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
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