Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
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<Br/>Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
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<Br/>And Became Crazy ABout Him.
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<Br/>Guess Why?
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<Br/>THE AXE EFFECT
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
<Br/>Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
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<Br/>Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
<Br/>Ghum Rahe Ho..?
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<Br/>Bachha:
<Br/>GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
<Br/>Kaha Se Laun..?
Relation Between Men
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<Br/>&Women As On Now Days :-
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<Br/>You Can Touch Each Other
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<Br/>But You Cannot
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<Br/>Touch Each Other''s MoBiles . . !
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
<Br/>uski aankhein jheel se Bhi gahri thi,
<Br/>thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
<Br/>taB pata chala yaar wo to Behri thi..
Lite can replace Sun
<Br/>Parents can replace God
<Br/>Daughter can replace Son
<Br/>Bt nthing in d World can replace U
<Br/>Because
<Br/>LOCAL ITEM
<Br/>No guarnti
<Br/>No replacmnt
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Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi Baat kahenge
<Br/>Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
<Br/>Socho
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<Br/>SOCHO naa
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<Br/>Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer Barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
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<Br/>Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye B koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
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<Br/>Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khaBr kaisay aaye ghee?
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<Br/>"ghar kee Baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz
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<Br/>A Good Girl Gives U
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<Br/>Happines N
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<Br/>Bad Girl Give U
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<Br/>Experience
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<Br/>Both R Essential In Life
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<Br/>So Enjoy Every
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Experiencd Man Says:
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<Br/>"The Real ProBlem Doesnt
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<Br/>Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
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<Br/>It Begins,
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<Br/>Whn She Turns
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