A Girl Speaks To A Boy
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<Br/>GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
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<Br/>Please.....
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<Br/>BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
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<Br/>Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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<Br/>HusBand : Taxi
Ek KaBristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar SaBhi Bhag Rahe The
<Br/>Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
<Br/>Pata Hai Kyu?
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<Br/>Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
Sardar: Whats My MoBile Bill?
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<Br/>Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
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<Br/>Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked MoBile Bill
Sardar: Whats My MoBile Bill?
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<Br/>Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
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<Br/>Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked MoBile Bill
aankh hee na royee hai dil B terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon B khoya hai,
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<Br/>In other words I have wasted too much time
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein Bata doon gha,
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<Br/>yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
aaj tum nein mujh sey Bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum Boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan B aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
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<Br/>to mein Batata hoon
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<Br/>"Chalein KFC"?
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
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<Br/>Doctor Askd him:
<Br/>"What Was Your Old NumBer ?"
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<Br/>Then
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<Br/>He Said:
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<Br/>0300-******* ... ;->
