Why Did The Statue
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Kya Tum GareeB Ho?
<Br/>Reply With
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<Br/>Agar GareeB Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
Once A Journalist Asks
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<Br/>Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
<Br/>Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
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<Br/>Hoon... :P ;->
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
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<Br/>Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Doctor! I Have A Serious ProBlem,
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If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
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<Br/>Its Called Heart Attack!
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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
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<Br/>K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
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<Br/>Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
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<Br/>Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
A Nurse Fell In Luv With
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<Br/>Spent Most Of D
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Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
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<Br/>Because It Was
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<Br/>In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Principal: Y R U LATE?
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<Br/>Student: Sir,
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<Br/>Sheeps Always
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<Br/>But Lion Always Comes ALONE
If U Need Original Tigers
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<Br/>Nail For Ur Chain Locket
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<Br/>Bcos M Cuttin
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<Br/>Booking Close Today
