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Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s <Br/>B - Bikes. <Br/> <Br/>B - Beers. <Br/> <Br/>B - BaBes. <Br/> <Br/>B - Bunks And The Most Important. <Br/> <Br/>B - Backlogs.
Before U <Br/>Judge A Person, <Br/>Walk A Mile In <Br/>His Shoes.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>After That, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Who Cares? <Br/> <Br/>He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!! <Br/>Take & Run..
Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila??? <Br/> <Br/>Think? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz No Huggies Pampers AvailaBle In Elephent Size. . <Br/>
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>As Long As <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
Mere Sapno Ki Rani KaB Aaegi Tu, <Br/> <Br/>Aae Rut Mastani KaB Aaegi Tu, <Br/> <Br/>Beet Jae Zindagani KaB Aaegi Tu, <Br/> <Br/>Chali Aa Chali Aa <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Oye I Am Talking <Br/>ABt Electricity!
Raheem: (Baap) Se ABu Mjhe Moter <Br/> <Br/>Cycle Le Kr Dain, <Br/> <Br/>Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane <Br/> <Br/>K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->
Things In <Br/>Boys Room B4 Marrge- <Br/>Parfums, <Br/>Luv Lettrs, <Br/>Gifts, <Br/>F''shp Bands, <Br/>Cards, <Br/>Snaps. <Br/> <Br/>After Marrge- <Br/>Painkilers, <Br/>Loan Paprs <Br/>Unpaid Bills
Raat Me JaB Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Bolo Kyu??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Are Wo Wacth Man Hai
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Paani Nahi Toh <Br/> <Br/>Hum Swim Kaise Karenge <Br/> <Br/>Aur Swim Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Kiya Toh DooB Jayenge...
Love Is An Illusion.. <Br/> <Br/>Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Flirting...!! ;-)
Who Is A Doctor??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He Is That Person <Br/> <Br/>Who Cures The <Br/> <Br/>''Ills'' <Br/> <Br/>By <Br/> <Br/>''Pills'' <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>''Kills'' <Br/> <Br/>The Person With His ''Bills...
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor. <Br/> <Br/>Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun. <Br/> <Br/>Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar