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It <Br/> <Br/>Doesn''t <Br/> <Br/>Matter <Br/> <Br/>How Often <Br/> <Br/>A Married Man Changes His JoBs ... !!! <Br/> <Br/>He Still Ends Up <Br/> <Br/>With The Same Boss ... ;->
Saving <Br/> <Br/>Is <Br/> <Br/>The Best <Br/> <Br/>Thing ... <Br/> <Br/>Specially <Br/> <Br/>When <Br/> <Br/>Your <Br/> <Br/>Parents <Br/> <Br/>Have <Br/> <Br/>Done <Br/> <Br/>It <Br/> <Br/>For <Br/> <Br/>You ... ;->
Programming 2day <Br/>Is A Race B/w <Br/> <Br/>Software Engineers Striving <Br/> <Br/>To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots. <Br/> <Br/>So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
We Have Been Listening : <Br/> <Br/>"Practice Males Perfect ... " <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Also That Too : <Br/> <Br/>"NoBody is Perfect ... " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc. <Br/>N Lock Her In A Room <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Witout A Mirror..
Sun Makes Moon Shine <Br/> <Br/>Curent Makes BulBs Shine <Br/> <Br/>Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd <Br/> <Br/>Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine? <Br/> <Br/>''Harpic''or ''Domex''
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Aap sochte honge ki hamari <Br/> <Br/>aur se aanewale sms ka <Br/> <Br/>silsila kaB khatam hoga? <Br/> <Br/>JanaB ye to EKTA KAPUR <Br/> <Br/>ke serial jaisa hai. <Br/> <Br/>NEVER ENDing
Who is a psychiatrist? <Br/> <Br/>A person who gives you <Br/> <Br/>an expensive analysis aBout you, <Br/> <Br/>which ur spouse gives free anywa
AB Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Woh Jis AkhBar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni <Br/> <Br/>Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K <Br/> <Br/>Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Laikin AB Yeh Kaam <Br/> <Br/>Wapda Waly Hr 50 <Br/> <Br/>Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
Zara Si MoBile Men De Jagah Tu <Br/> <Br/>Zara Sa InBox Le Saja.. <Br/> <Br/>Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu... <Br/> <Br/>Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata. <Br/> <Br/>Me Bhejun SMS Tujh <Br/> <Br/>Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..