Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
<Br/>Apna MoBile Dia Aur Kaha :
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<Br/>"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
<Br/>Send Ker Do , Humara
<Br/>Hand-Writing Bohat KharaB Hy" ;->
American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
<Br/>Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy
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<Br/>Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
<Br/>K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->
A Great Thinker Once Said -
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<Br/>A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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<Br/>Can Also Be A
<Br/>D E N T I S T!
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
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<Br/>AhAm kHaBrEn :
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<Br/>Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAB pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
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<Br/>TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki
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<Br/>StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mOBiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
<Br/>PAPA: BEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
