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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Of Course Girls Are First!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Tum SaB ka Chance Phinish, <Br/> <Br/>Kyun K, <Br/>Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai, <Br/>
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me <Br/> <Br/>Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>All Girls Shoutd Loudly <Br/> <Br/>Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me <Br/> <Br/>Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>All Girls Shoutd Loudly <Br/> <Br/>Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha : <Br/>BaBa Anda V Kha Lynda Ay, <Br/> <Br/>BaBa Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay, <Br/> <Br/>BaBa Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A <Br/> <Br/>BaBa Burger V Kha Lenda A <Br/>BaBa Sendvich V Kha Lenda A <Br/>Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha <Br/>BaBa "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?
Magistrate: Aakhir tum Baar Baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? <Br/> <Br/>Chor: JanaB main in ka family chor hun…
Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho <Br/>KaB Tak Sote Rahoge? <Br/>Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha <Br/>Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal SaB Chorhdo <Br/> <Br/>Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha
"~"loVe"~" <Br/> <Br/>Starts Frm Eyes, <Br/> <Br/>Grows With Gifts, <Br/> <Br/>Ends With Tears <Br/> <Br/>But 2day <Br/> <Br/>''''loVe" <Br/> <Br/>Starts Frm MoBiles, <Br/> <Br/>Grows Wd Balance Share, <Br/> <Br/>Ends Wd <Br/>NumBer Buzy;)
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha <Br/> <Br/>"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?" <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ne GhaBra K Kaha: <Br/> <Br/>"Kamaal Hai, JB Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha <Br/> <Br/>TaB Tu Tuesday Tha.
Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..? <Br/> <Br/>Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga. <Br/> <Br/>Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga. <Br/>Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge.. <Br/>Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga.. <Br/>Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga.. <Br/>Nawaz Sharef ArBion K Ount Charrae Ga.. <Br/>Musharaf.. <Br/> <Br/>P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne.. <Br/>Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante Bus me rehtey ho? <Br/> <Br/>Conductor: 24 ghantey.. <Br/> <Br/>Passenger: Kaisey? <Br/> <Br/>Cond: 8 ghante Bus me.. <Br/>or Baki 16 ghantey Biwi k Bas me <Br/>
A Fool Can Ask More <Br/> <Br/>Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer <Br/> <Br/>No Wonder So Many <Br/> <Br/>HusBands <Br/> <Br/>R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!