B SMS Messages22988 messages

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya? <Br/> <Br/>Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai ABi Batata Hun <Br/> <Br/>Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
1st Dost: <Br/>Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. <Br/> <Br/>2nd Dost: <Br/>To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1st Dost: <Br/>Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
*Nice Patriotic Story* <Br/> <Br/>1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt ProBlms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Light Chali Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi <Br/> <Br/>Se Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>*Pakistan ZindaBad* ~¤
Agar app kaheen Baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k Bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli Baat kya ho ghee? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
jaB sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan Boli dil pukara <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"kahan sey a gaya yah Bandar awara"
dil k arman ansoun mein Beh gaye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aur kya pani mein Behney they
na poocho mein tumharey Baghair kyun naheen roya, <Br/> <Br/>waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha <Br/> <Br/>"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
na poocho mein tumharey Baghair kyun naheen roya, <Br/> <Br/>waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha <Br/> <Br/>"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur Bar Bar mananein par B na maney, <Br/> <Br/>par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi Batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlaB ho ga <Br/> <Br/>"uss ko aap kee jaiB mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
The Statement Below Is True ... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"cErTiFieD ... <Br/> <Br/>ABSoLuTe ... <Br/> <Br/>StUpId " ;->
If You Are JoB Less ... ! <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/> <Br/>Scroll ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her BaBy <Br/> <Br/>The Bus Driver Says : <Br/>Dats Ugliest BaBy I Have Ever Seen <Br/> <Br/>The Woman Goes To The Rear Of <Br/>The Bus & Sits Down , <Br/> <Br/>She Says To A Man Next To Her: <Br/>The Driver Just Insulted Me ! <Br/> <Br/>The Man Says : <Br/>You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off <Br/> <Br/>Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...