B SMS Messages22988 messages

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti <Br/> <Br/>Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye, <Br/> <Br/>(Wa Wa) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Repet Once Again <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai <Br/> <Br/>"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti <Br/> <Br/>Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye, <Br/> <Br/>(Wa Wa) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Repet Once Again <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai <Br/> <Br/>"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Americans Invented Cellphone. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Japanese Invented SIM Card. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Proud To Be An Pakistani!
Experiencd Man Says: <Br/> <Br/>"The Real ProBlem <Br/> <Br/>Doesnt Start Whn Boy <Br/> <Br/>Starts Luking At A Girl. <Br/> <Br/>It Begins, Whn She <Br/> <Br/>Turns & <Br/> <Br/>Looks Back At D Guy"
Experiencd Man Says: <Br/> <Br/>"The Real ProBlem <Br/> <Br/>Doesnt Start Whn Boy <Br/> <Br/>Starts Luking At A Girl. <Br/> <Br/>It Begins, Whn She <Br/> <Br/>Turns & <Br/> <Br/>Looks Back At D Guy"
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai <Br/> <Br/>To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi <Br/> <Br/>Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro, <Br/> <Br/>Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay <Br/> <Br/>"O Pai! Koora Edhron <Br/> <Br/>V Chuk Ley" <Br/> <Br/>Hahahaha
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki KitaB K Safa 15 <Br/> <Br/>K MutaBq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae". <Br/> <Br/>Judge: "KitaB Pesh Ki Jae."KitaB Pesh Ki Gai, <Br/> <Br/>Judge Ne Safa Khola To <Br/> <Br/>Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay. <Br/> <Br/>Ganpt "Is Tara K 4 <Br/> <Br/>SaBoot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
1 JoB Offer Hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sallery Rs 20000. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
Arz Hai <Br/>"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,... <Br/> <Br/>Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>auR.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AUR, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AuR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: <Br/> <Br/>Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha <Br/> <Br/>Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
Teacher: "U R Late Today. <Br/> <Br/>School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Tum AB Arahe Ho ?" <Br/> <Br/>Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na <Br/> <Br/>Kiya Karein, <Br/> <Br/>School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye <Br/>Petrol K Liye.