Why Is A Lecturer Greater
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<Br/>As Compared To A Mother?
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<Br/>Because A Mother
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<Br/>Can Put Only One Child To
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<Br/>Sleep But A Lecturer
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<Br/>Can Put The
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<Br/>Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
Once A Pathan Was Asked
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<Br/>"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"
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<Br/>Khan SahB Replied:
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<Br/>"Larki Kyon,
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<Br/>Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
AaJ sE 10 sAaL BAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst BAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is BAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe
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<Br/>LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar BAAp BHaI nAhI HaI kYa?
Teacher:
<Br/>ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,
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<Br/>Student:
<Br/>Mere ABU & AMI
<Br/>Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
<Br/>Din Hvi...... :-D
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki QaBar Pr Gya.
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<Br/>Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?
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<Br/>Bap Ne Koi JwaB Nh Diya
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<Br/>Beta Gusse Me QaBar Pr Likh Aya.
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<Br/>Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
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<Br/>Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi
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<Br/>Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving
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<Br/>SaBr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
It Is Very Easy
<Br/>2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
<Br/>Speak Sweet Words
<Br/>Watch Sweet Dreams
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<Br/>Its Very Difficult
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<Br/>A Sweet Person
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<Br/>I Salute U
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<Br/>Tusi Menu LaB e Lya ... ;->
