Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
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<Br/>Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
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<Br/>Us Ny Kaha
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<Br/>"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don
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<Br/>Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don
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<Br/>Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
Sir 2 Student
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<Br/>What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N MoBile ???
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<Br/>Student:- Sir Both R
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<Br/>Diconnected Wen
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<Br/>There Is
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<Br/>"No Currency"
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
<Br/>Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
<Br/>Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo
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<Br/>Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
<Br/>Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
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<Br/>2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
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<Br/>1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka NumBer Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
<Br/>Un ka MoBile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller
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<Br/>Niyat Krta Hoon Main
<Br/>2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
<Br/>Wasty Apni Hukumat K
<Br/>Zulm GhareeB Awaam Pr
<Br/>Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf
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<Br/>Le Phir Gai ... ;->
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
<Br/>WAPDA
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<Br/>Khalq-e-Khuda Ko ShaB-o-Roz Jagata Hy
<Br/>WAPDA
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<Br/>Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main
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<Br/>Dozak Ka Aks KhooB Dikhata Hy
<Br/>WAPDA .. ;->
True But Funny Fact
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<Br/>A Girl Worries ABt Her Future Til
<Br/>She Gets A HusBand
<Br/>But A Boy Never Worries ABout His
<Br/>Future Until He Gets A Wife
Mummy: Jo Mera SaBse
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<Br/>Jyada Kehna Manega,
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<Br/>Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.
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<Br/>Kid: TaB To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then RememBer
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<Br/>Pio Cocacola Aur Karo
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<Br/>BB R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
