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Prayer Of An Employee : <Br/> <Br/>Dear God, <Br/> <Br/>Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. <Br/> <Br/>Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. .. <Br/> <Br/>Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. .. <Br/> <Br/>But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
GaBBar : Arey Oo SamBa ! Kitne Admi The Re? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SamBa : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka <Br/> <Br/>Larka <Br/>Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir <Br/>G.A Muhajir <Br/>G.A Muhajir <Br/> <Br/>Larki <Br/>Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He <Br/>Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He <Br/>Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho, <Br/>1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho, <Br/>Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!! <Br/>Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, <Br/>HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar <Br/> <Br/>Dekha ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kitna <Br/>''PYAR''-Bhra <Br/>Msg Bheja AapKo! <Br/> <Br/>Kisi 0r Ne KaBi Beja Kya
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar <Br/> <Br/>Dekha ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kitna <Br/>''PYAR''-Bhra <Br/>Msg Bheja AapKo! <Br/> <Br/>Kisi 0r Ne KaBi Beja Kya
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka <Br/> <Br/>Bacha Kaise Nikla? <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Madam Ye Koi <Br/>Badi Bat Nahi Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jyada Interesting Ye Hai <Br/> <Br/>Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakad Lo, <Br/>Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
Police:Tumhara Dost <Br/>Kaise Mara? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo <Br/>Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe <Br/>Kud Rahe He <Br/> <Br/>"To Mene Use <Br/>Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA <Br/>Khila Di!!
WIFE-Kyu Ji,JaB B Me Aapke <Br/>Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma <Br/>Pahen Lete Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai <Br/>JaB SIR-DARD Aaye To <Br/>Chasma Pahen Lena!
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier <Br/> <Br/>League Same As Ipl <Br/> <Br/>Bt Only One Difference Is The <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
JoB In Trafic Police <Br/> <Br/>Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities. <Br/> <Br/>1Behviur: Battamez <Br/>2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye) <Br/> <Br/>3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le) <Br/> <Br/>4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy) <Br/> <Br/>Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada KhuByan Hyn