Naya Daur ...
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<Br/>Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
<Br/>Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!
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<Br/>Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, AB Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
<Br/>Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
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<Br/>Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta
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<Br/>Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
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<Br/>Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
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<Br/>N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
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<Br/>HusBand: Whom Shud I Cal
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<Br/>Now Police Or AmBulance..
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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<Br/>Because He Reaches His House
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal KaBr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
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<Br/>In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
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<Br/>ABBhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
If U Dont Sms Me..
<Br/>God Will Give U
<Br/>Lalu''s English,
<Br/>Mayavati''s FACE,
<Br/>Jayalitha''s BODY,
<Br/>ABdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
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<Br/>Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful
