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Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai <Br/>Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy ! <Br/> <Br/>Samosey Wala : ABy Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main <Br/>Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
Pakistan In 2010 ... <Br/> <Br/>1st Friend : <Br/>" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi " <Br/> <Br/>2nd : <Br/>"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti SaB Tera Weham Hai " ;->
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya <Br/> <Br/>Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta. <Br/> <Br/>Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe <Br/> <Br/>Morning Bhi Bta Skte The. <Br/> <Br/>Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha <Br/> <Br/>K Is Tenshion Me <Br/> <Br/>Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian? <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aray Ziada KhoBsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
JaleBi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai? <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyun K Ye KaBhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota? <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/>Ankh Khulti Or SuBah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
Ecnological Development! <Br/>Ap B AB Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wow... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
If A BaBy Mosquito Asks Permision <Br/> <Br/>Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds <Br/> <Br/>Wat Wil Its Mother Say? <Br/> <Br/>"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
Yesterday In My Dream You <Br/> <Br/>Were Counting Lot Of Money. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.
Re Sa <Br/> <Br/>Sa <Br/> <Br/>Re <Br/> <Br/>Dha Ni Pa <Br/> <Br/>Ni <Br/> <Br/>Sa <Br/> <Br/>Sa Sa <Br/> <Br/>Re <Br/> <Br/>Re Ma Ga <Br/> <Br/>Ni Maga <Br/> <Br/>Sa <Br/> <Br/>Sare <Br/> <Br/>Bas Mere <Br/>Indian Idol AB Soja
Wat Is STATUS? <Br/> <Br/>Its D Money V Spend Wich Is Not Ours, <Br/> <Br/>To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need, <Br/> <Br/>To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..! <Br/> <Br/>Krazy But True...
Boy: <Br/>Ye Ratein <Br/>Ye Hawaein <Br/>Ye Chandni <Br/>Ye Ghataein <Br/>Ye Nadiya <Br/>Ye Kinare <Br/> <Br/>Girl Interrupts Say: <Br/>ABe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..