B SMS Messages22988 messages

aaj mein Boht Beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>chal aB natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar
raja pakistani ka sms <Br/>"yaar I am receiving sms daily But not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to Be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone" <Br/>
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "RuB da Bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
kal raati mein ik khwaB weikheya, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan, <Br/>har passey loki hee loki san <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kee dassan Barda khaufnak manzar see
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri MohaBat ka naam kya hai?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh Boht chal raha hai! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
"Aham Ellaan" <Br/> <Br/>jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaB stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey
Bow <Br/> <Br/>Boow <Br/> <Br/>Gurr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bow Bow <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bowwwooo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bow Bow Bowoo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bow Bowoooo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>O.K Ur Training Is Completed, <Br/>Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
A Question From <Br/> <Br/>Santa To Bill Gates: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Sir, <Br/> <Br/>How Is It That Your <Br/> <Br/>Name Is Gates But <Br/> <Br/>U Are Selling WINDOWS
Someone Askd Me ABt Ur Age <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Well I Said <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Way U Dress Up <Br/> <Br/>U Look 19 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ur Sweetness Look 15 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ur Smile 16 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ur Face 17 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So All In All <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>67 Years ... ;->
Pathan Saw A Very High MoBile Tower <Br/>& <Br/>Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This <Br/>He Said : We Are Developing So Fast <Br/>We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
Pathan Saw A Very High MoBile Tower <Br/>& <Br/>Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This <Br/>He Said : We Are Developing So Fast <Br/>We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->