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Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? <Br/>Kyunki., <Br/>5-Star <Br/>CadBury <Br/>Perk <Br/>Dairymilk <Br/>Kit-Kat <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Munch <Br/> <Br/>50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai
Hum Ne Maana <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Hum Ne Maana <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Hum Ne Maana <Br/>. <Br/>Hum Ne Maana <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Hum Ne Maana... <Br/>. <Br/>ABey Bas Kr 13 NumBer Ka Paana
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. <Br/>Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi. <Br/>Piche Se Santa Bola ABey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS: <Br/>Communication: WIRELESS <Br/>Cooking:FIRELESS <Br/>Youth:JOBLESS <Br/>This Msg: MEANINGLESS <Br/>Sender:PRICELESS <Br/>Reader:USELESS
Agar <Br/>Koi <Br/>Galti <Br/>Ghustakhi <Br/>Wagaira <Br/>Ho <Br/>Gai <Br/>Ho <Br/>Tu <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Plz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mafi maang lo <Br/> <Br/>Me Bht rhm dil hun..
Karachi <Br/>Lahore <Br/>IslamaBad <Br/>Rawalpindi <Br/>Peshawer <Br/>Kashmiir <Br/>Quetta <Br/>ZhoB <Br/>Across Pakistan!! <Br/>Todays Hottest Messaging Network, <Br/>This Is, <Br/>||=Big~Sms=|| <Br/>0092-321-630-78-93
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..? <Br/> <Br/>BaBy Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait <Br/>DRL FRND =P
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya MatlaB Hay? <Br/>Studnt:Imran Hashmi. <Br/>Teachr:Wo Kaisay <Br/>Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch B kar saktey ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe pata hai! Bataooon <Br/>"Easy Load"
Agar tum mujh sey kaBhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho, <Br/> <Br/>Aik aur dafa soch lo. <Br/> <Br/>Nahee pata, to suno <Br/> <Br/>"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
ankh B Baichain hai, <Br/>dil B terey liye tarsa hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aB to kar dey wapis merey paisay, <Br/>guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, <Br/> <Br/>Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi <Br/>Ladki Nahi. <Br/>Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah