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On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ? <Br/> <Br/>Keep Smiling <Br/>Nd <Br/> <Br/>Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But…. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Warna <Br/> <Br/>Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
My Eyes Bear <Br/>UncountaBle Tears ... :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz U''re Away From <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Wish U Were Here <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To Cut These Onions <Br/>Instead Of Me ... ;->
"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef KB Krti Hy" 1 <Br/>Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha <Br/> <Br/>Dost: JB Shohar Chorh Jaye <Br/> <Br/>"Kia MtlB?" Aadmi Ne Poocha <Br/> <Br/>Dost: MtlB Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->
Gandhigiri Ka <Br/>Funda No.840 <Br/>"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf <Br/>Kahe To Chup <Br/>Raho" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Muh Kholkar Use Sahi SaaBit Mat KARO!
Aaj Boht dino k Baad kissi ko ankh mari hai, <Br/>aur jawaBan pardi aik sandal karari hai, <Br/> <Br/>a mehBooB kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey, <Br/>Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada Bari hai, <Br/> <Br/>na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni Baat par, <Br/>sandal kha k B kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
mujh sey pehli see mohaBat merey mehBooB na mangh, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mangh B lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein Bant dee hoyee hai
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazBa <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny But a Bit true
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyuki <Br/> <Br/>Picture ABhi Baki Hai Dost.
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey, <Br/> <Br/>Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey" <Br/> <Br/>Translation: <Br/>jamhouriat ko kar k Bara pareshan <Br/>kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
Aik Sheikh SahaB Ko Current Lag Gya. <Br/> <Br/>Bachon Ne Kaha ABa Jan Ko Bachao. <Br/> <Br/>Sheikh SahaB Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
Theme Song Of <Br/>"RACE" <Br/>In Pakistan <Br/> <Br/>Race Tahreekoun Ki <Br/>Race Aatay Ki <Br/>Race Bajet Ki <Br/>Parliment Is Racing On <Br/> <Br/>Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Allah Duhai Hai <Br/>Bari Mehangai Hai <Br/>Loadshading Chai Hai <Br/>Teray Pakistan Main... ;->
I <Br/>Wana <Br/>Dedicate <Br/>U <Br/>A <Br/>Song. <Br/>Sirf <Br/>Or <Br/>Sirf <Br/>Apke <Br/>Liye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Only <Br/>4 <Br/>My <Br/>LOVE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Karan Main <Br/>Nazaara <Br/>Jadon Teri <Br/>Taswir Da! <Br/>Painda Ae <Br/>Pulaikha <Br/>Meno <Br/>KHUSRAY BASHIR <Br/>Da"