Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
<Br/>Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?
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<Br/>HusBand: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
<Br/>Entire Insurance Amount.;-)
meri ankhon mein Basa hai tu,
<Br/>meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
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<Br/>huuuunnnnnn
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<Br/>In saBBatoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
<Br/>aB khud soch kitna Bada ghadha hai tu
Quote On Lectures
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<Br/>"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.
A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st BaBy Bhai Chung Butiya.
<Br/>2nd BaBy Behen Chung Bhutiya.
<Br/>3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.
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<Br/>" Ye Kaun Kaliya"
Jony Jony
<Br/>Yes BaBa
<Br/>Dere Is No Msg
<Br/>Why BaBa
<Br/>Remove Ur Simcard
<Br/>Quick BaBa
<Br/>Put Ur Cell In
<Br/>Well BaBa
<Br/>Clap Ur Hands
<Br/>Ha Ha Ha
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
<Br/>Why?
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<Br/>Bcoz
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<Br/>Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Height oF Joke:
<Br/>Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
<Br/>Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
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<Br/>Since Den He Stopped
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<Br/>Wearing Shirt!!
Height oF Joke:
<Br/>Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
<Br/>Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
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<Br/>Since Den He Stopped
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<Br/>Wearing Shirt!!
