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A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House: <Br/>- Free Women Now! Free Women Now! <Br/> <Br/>A Man Passing-By Asks: <Br/>- Can I Have One?
Ae Meray RaBBa <Br/>"Day çarry DaBBa" <Br/> <Br/>Ae Meray Moula <Br/>"Day 86 çorolla" <Br/> <Br/>Ae Meray Moula <Br/>"Sutt BumB Da Gola" <Br/>"Na Raway Board," <Br/>Na Pavy Result Da Rola
What''s The Moral Of Movies <Br/>Jannat <Br/>Gangster <Br/>Murder <Br/>Fanaa <Br/>Titanic <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro, <Br/>Khaali Larkiyan <Br/>Bachti Hai <Br/>Baaqi SaB Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law <Br/> <Br/>Both Were Walking <Br/>Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped… <Br/> <Br/>Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms <Br/>kare , taBiat ziada khraB ho tu <Br/>fone karen, tamam sms waldain <Br/>ki pohnch se dur rakhen <Br/>Wazarat-e-Dosti. <Br/>Hokumat-e nujwan.
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai, <Br/>fashion india k karty hai tu phir jaB pakistan match harta hai <Br/>tu ghussa q jeet Bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt: <Br/> <Br/>"If You Are ABle To See This, <Br/> <Br/>Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
New Exciting Offer From <Br/>Uniliver Pakistan Limited. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>AB Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1 <Br/> <Br/>"AATE" <Br/> <Br/>Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~ <Br/> <Br/>A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo, <Br/>Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto NoBody Has Been Working, <Br/> <Br/>While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office" <Br/>Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client <Br/> <Br/>With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old <Br/> <Br/>By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His <Br/> <Br/>Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay, <Br/>Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam <Br/> <Br/>Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye, <Br/>1st Politician:I KNOW, <Br/> <Br/>Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me <Br/> <Br/>Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?
Ek SahaB Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay, <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay <Br/> <Br/>"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai" <Br/> <Br/>Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)