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hum film india ki
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hum film india ki
hum film india ki
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
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May, 18 2010
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If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart
If U Save, U Agree I m Smart
If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart
&
If U Delete It
Simply
U''re Jealous
Coz
I m Smart ;->
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Swimming pool me 6
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??
Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki
Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki
Aaj thand boht hai,
LARKI kal nahaye gi
WARID we care
Dil mai app,
Dil mai app,
Ankhön mai app,
Sansøø mai app,
Har jaga app hi app,
Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi
"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
"Think of the Day"
"Think of the Day"
Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir
Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...
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