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May, 18 2010
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aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Bakhtawar
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
raat me maza kab aata hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
2 bache ache hain
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
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| JL ne
khud kushi ker li hai
''Q: Why do most women spend
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
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if a baby is born in
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
Hello..!
Hello..!
This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service
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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!
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Yaar kal 125
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.
Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
wo kia cheez hy jo
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
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