hum film india ki

hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

May, 18 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3160 views Funny

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Khobsurat phoolon

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

pata hai GABBAR

pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......

Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->

ek kana kisi ladki k

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

gold k thay na chori ho ge

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Arz kiya hai:

Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan Bigaar liya,

Aur

SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi,
usney bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

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