B SMS Messages22988 messages

He+She=Love, <Br/> <Br/>He+She+Love=Marriage, <Br/> <Br/>He+She+L+M=Child, <Br/> <Br/>He+She+L+M+Child=Family, <Br/> <Br/>He+S+L+M+C+F=ProBlem, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo! <Br/> <Br/>Bache JaB Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein! <Br/> <Br/>Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love. <Br/>I M Specalist Of Lovelogy. <Br/> <Br/>I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR, <Br/> <Br/>Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,MohaBBat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar. <Br/> <Br/>(,") DR.DIL (",)
Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf GoBar Hi Bhara Hai...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??
A BOy Goes To See NighT clUB dAncE, <Br/>His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him: <Br/>DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See. <Br/>Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
A BOy Goes To See NighT clUB dAncE, <Br/>His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him: <Br/>DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See. <Br/>Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE <Br/>hE saId <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"I Am BOND...! <Br/> <Br/>JAMES BOND...! <Br/> <Br/>thE dOg BitEs Him <Br/>nD rePilEd <Br/> <Br/>"I Am KUTTA...!! <Br/> <Br/>PAGAL KUTTA...!!
Wife Ne HusBand Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har <Br/>Janam Me Mere Pati Ho. <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
AmitaBh PuBlic Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The? <Br/> <Br/>AmitaBh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur SaB Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam, <Br/> <Br/>Tu Beingha aur mein kana sanam, <Br/> <Br/>aB yahan sey kahan jayen hum, <Br/> <Br/>teri ankhon mein duB jayein hamein, <Br/> <Br/>Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree, <Br/>tera hai kya saB kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri, <Br/>Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
How To Find <Br/>AVAGADRO''S NumBer ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guess <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So Simple <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Open The Phone Directory And Search For <Br/> <Br/>AVAGADRO ... ;->
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs. <Br/> <Br/>Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ??? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->