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When Ur Life Is In Darkness <Br/> <Br/>Pray To God <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>If U Prayed <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>U r Still In Darkness <Br/> <Br/>Then Realize <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
A Man Went To Department Store <Br/>& Chose A Tie . <Br/>Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600 <Br/>He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes <Br/>Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look <Br/>Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo Raat <Br/>Wo Mulaqat <Br/>Wo Mera Israar <Br/>Wo Tmhara Inkaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main <Br/>Final Honay k Baad <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum Ne <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->
Agar Koi Aap Ko <Br/>Dukh De, Takleef De <Br/>Aap Ko Roney Pe MajBur Kerde <Br/>Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pata Hai Kese ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
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a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey, <Br/>ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey <Br/> <Br/>sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee <Br/>SMS karney aaan Bas tenu sataan wastey
hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film Bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum Bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Oh Film ka naam to Batana hee Bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting. <Br/>Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty? <Br/> <Br/>Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum <Br/> <Br/>Swim Kaise Karenge <Br/> <Br/>Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To DooB Jayenge...!!!
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? <Br/> <Br/>Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Such As <Br/> <Br/>Who? <Br/>Why? <Br/>What? <Br/>When? <Br/>Which? <Br/>Whom? <Br/>Where?
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