Lil Bad One lAwlX
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<Br/>Height Of Romantic Shayiri
<Br/>World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
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<Br/>Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
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<Br/>Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
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<Br/>KamBkhat KaBhi To Tere
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<Br/>LaBo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?
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<Br/>HusBand: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari
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<Br/>Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?
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<Br/>HusBand: I''ll Bring U Back
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
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<Br/>Bivi Ne Kaha.
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<Br/>Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
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<Br/>Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
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<Br/>Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
<Br/>Na Mumken Hai,
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<Br/>Kiyou ke.....
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<Br/>Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
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<Br/>Friend : Kr Lo
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<Br/>Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
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<Br/>Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Ek Bueaty Parlor K PuBlicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
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<Br/>"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
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<Br/>Zardari : Beta White
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<Br/>Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.
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<Br/>Tail Ki Kimat.
<Br/>Loadshading.
<Br/>Mehgai.
<Br/>By-Rozgari.
<Br/>Sms Pakag.
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<Br/>Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
<Br/>Pakistan Ka.
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<Br/>Waqt B.
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak But got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
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<Br/>If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
