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Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH", <Br/> <Br/>Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO", <Br/> <Br/>Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE", <Br/> <Br/>Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE" <Br/> <Br/>Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho Socho . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ABe . .Tera Fone NumBer Kya Hai..??
Sardar:
Sardar: <Br/>Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha... <Br/> <Br/>Dost: <Br/>Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
Ek bar Sardar
Ek Bar Sardar GanguBai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai... <Br/>GanguBai:"Kaun?" <Br/>Sardar:"Main!" <Br/>GanguBai:"Main kaun?" <Br/>Sardar:"tu ganguBai!!!!!"
yai dunia kia hai
yai dunia kia hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>gum kadarya hai.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>toti Band kar do lota Baher gaya hai :P
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
Bush asks God:When will Iraq Be mine? <Br/>God:Not in ur life time.Bush cries. <Br/>Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir Be in Pakistan? <Br/>God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries. <Br/>And i asked God:When will this reader get Brain? <Br/>This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper: <Br/>"Easy Load he?" <Br/>shopkeeper:ji han janaB, <Br/> <Br/>pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai ....... <Br/>Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai DaBa Raka Hai ....
When Grandma Is Unable
When Grandma Is UnaBle To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
If U''re Not Using Your Smile
If U''re Not Using Your Smile <Br/> <Br/>U''re Like Man With A <Br/> <Br/>Million Dollars In the Bank <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>No <Br/> <Br/>Check Book
Kabi Kabi Dil
KaBi KaBi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:- <Br/>Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye <Br/>Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen <Br/> <Br/>Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye, <Br/>Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye, <Br/> <Br/>Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen <Br/>KaBi KaBi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen <Br/> <Br/>Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha <Br/> <Br/>Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha <Br/> <Br/>Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil <Br/>Kerna Tha <Br/> <Br/>Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye <Br/> <Br/>Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha <Br/>Phir Kehnay Laga .. <Br/> <Br/>"Tumhay Akal KaaB Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko <Br/>Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

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